{"product_id":"pouchbelly™-the-most-viral-dad-bod-pack-on-the-internet","title":"BellyBand™ 😂 — The Funniest Fanny Pack You’ll Ever Wear","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__text-container product__text-container-text_khqfHi product__text-container--left product__text-container--horizontal product__text-container--100%\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eTHE FANNY PACK NOBODY SEES COMING.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooks like a belly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks like a bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnd somehow… it actually works. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"product__text product__text-left\"\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/6315\/7131\/files\/WhatsApp_Image_2026-08-30_at_18.55.26_d9d1d773-dabd-4503-9468-8f46be6c38a3.webp?v=1788330722\" alt=\"\"\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan\u003e👀 WAIT… IS THAT A REAL BELLY?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou see it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou look again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen you realize…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s a bag.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product__text product__text-left\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😩 BORING FANNY PACKS?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe've all seen them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBoxy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePredictable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSame old bag. 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